You've been diagnosed with Serif Syndrome, a condition that makes you irrationally attracted to the subtle nuances of font styles.
Don't worry, we're here to help. Follow these steps to cure yourself of this affliction:
Step 2: The Aggressive Use of Serifs Step 3: The Fanciful Fiasco of Font SizesWarning: the cure is not guaranteed to work. Side effects may include increased appreciation for the beauty of a well-designed font.
Proceed at your own risk.