Serif Syndrome: The Agony of the Serif

A Rare and Highly Contagious Condition

Characterized by an intense desire to wear poorly fitting, serif-based clothing.

Causes include, but are not limited to: excessive use of Comic Sans, poor dental hygiene, and an affinity for 80s fashion.

Treatment options include: forced exposure to sans-serif fonts, intensive fashion counseling, and in extreme cases, surgical correction via LaserSharp.