Welcome to the Sheriff's Office of Unconventional Justice, where the rules are flexible, the laws are bendy, and the donuts are always on us.
We're here to serve the community with our Justice By Numbers, Justice By Force, and Justice By Negotiation.
Don't get us wrong, though - we still have to deal with Nuisance Cases, Nuisance Callers, and Nuisance Citizens.
But don't worry, we've got Nuisance Solutions for all your Nuisance Issues.
So, what do you want? What We Can Do For You?
Or just Just Go Away, we don't judge...