Sonorous Snoring: The Unrelenting Siren Song of Slumber

Where Silence is Not Golden, but Rather a Loud, Jarring Affair

Tired of boring sleep? Tired of not snoring? Look no further! Our expert team of sonic sleep specialists have crafted the most sonorous snore collection in the land. From the nasal nasal tones of a nasally-challenged narcoleptic, to the throaty thrums of a thrashy thrash, we've got the snore that'll keep you up all night, and still make you want to sleep.

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Disclaimer: Not responsible for any sleep deprivation or noise complaints. Side effects may include: excessive drooling, sleep-talking, or sudden urge to scream "I'M NOT SNORING, I'M JUST SLEEPING!"