Answer 2: The Utterly Unserious Truth

According to our completely-not-made-up, totally-not-scientific research, the answer is:

It's not the answer you're looking for, but it's close enough.

Actually, it's probably just a series of random numbers and letters.

Unless you're asking about cats. In that case, it's clearly 42.

Or maybe it's the color blue.

Or maybe it's the number 42. But only on Tuesdays.

Or... just go ask someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

Or just use the force.

Wait, we just realized, we're not actually sure what the answer is, so just make something up.

Oh, and if you're still here, congratulations! You've made it to the end of this completely useless page!

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