Serious Questions

Is the meaning of life 42?

No, it's actually 41.5, but only if you're using the metric system. If you're an American, it's 42. If you're from a country that uses a non-standard system of measurement, it's 42.99999. Don't ask us, we're just reporting what the wise and all-knowing being said.

Can I really wear a tutu in public?

Why not? It's 1984. Tutus are back in fashion. Or, at least, they are if you're a time-traveling Victorian aristocrat or a professional snail trainer. Otherwise, it's probably not a good idea.

Is it true that 99% of all statistics are made up?

Actually, it's more like 99.9%. But that's still not entirely accurate. Let's just say it's a statistic about statistics. Or, rather, a meta-statistic. Or, if you will, a statistic about meta-statistics. Look, just trust us on this one, okay?