Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the Seriously Absurd Team. We're a team of highly trained professionals who specialize in making things more confusing and less productive. Our team of experts includes:
Baron von Sillius Maximus, Lord of Red Tape and Bureaucratic Overhead
Dr. Emmet P. Bottomsworth, Chief Absurdist and Inventor of the Inflated Sense of Proportion
Ms. Penelope P. Punsley, Expert in the Field of Unnecessary Meetings and Reports