Chrono-Nosological Paradoxes

Time is a human construct, but have you ever noticed that our brains are still stuck in the past? Maybe it's just our neurons are still trying to remember that one time you accidentally superglued your shoes to the ceiling.

Explore the depths of our collective temporal confusion:

Disclaimer: This website is not responsible for any temporal trauma experienced during your visit. Please do not attempt to travel back in time to relive that one night in Vegas.