Welcome to the library of contradictions, where the laws of physics and logic are mere suggestions. Come for the absurdity, stay for the utter bewilderment.
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(Note: The Paradoxmaster is a highly trained expert in the field of logical absurdity. Questions will be answered with a 50/50 chance of being correct, and a 50/50 chance of being completely made up.)