LOOoP THERAPY

where the loops are endless, but your problems are solved

Here at LOoP THERAPY, we use the ancient art of infinite recursion to break the chains of your emotional baggage.

Our team of highly trained, marginally-functional therapists will guide you through the never-ending maze of your subconscious, ensuring you never get lost in thought.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our success stories, where clients have successfully looped their way into an infinite abyss of self-discovery.