It's a little-known fact that our office is a haven for donut thieves. We're talking multiple incidents, people.
As of last week, the donut thief in question has struck again. Our CEO, known for his love of all things round and sugary, was seen with a telltale crumb on his shirt.
We've narrowed it down to three suspects:
Stay vigilant, people. The donut thief will be caught, and when they are, there will be no mercy.