Welcome, sleepyhead. You've stumbled upon the Seriously Sleep-Talking Showcases, where the most mundane topics are discussed with the most absurdly enthusiastic tone.
Talking in your sleep? We've got techniques for that.
Dreams are our bread and butter. Or are they?
Insomniacs, rejoice! We'll get you sleeping in no time (or will we?).
Stay awake, stay woke, stay sleep-talking!