The Mouse Scream Theory posits that when you scream at your computer mouse, it actually listens, and begins to type out your deepest fears and desires.
This phenomenon is only observed under controlled laboratory conditions, where the mouse is placed in a state of heightened anxiety, and the user is in a state of utter desperation.
Studies have shown that the most common fears expressed by the mouse include: 'I will never be able to find the scroll bars', 'I will be eaten by the cat', and 'I will be replaced by a newer, sleeker model'.
Meet the mysterious figure known only as 'The Mouse Whisperer', a renowned expert in the field of Mouse Scream Theory. Their groundbreaking work has been published in leading journals, such as 'The Journal of Unlikely Hypotheses' and 'The Annals of Mouse Whispering'.