Seriously Sleep Talking - Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is it normal to talk in your sleep?

No, it's completely normal. In fact, we're working on a cure.

Q: What if I'm not asleep but I still talk in my sleep?

Then you're a sociopath, and we can't help you.

Q: Can I learn to talk in my sleep?

Yes, but only if you're willing to undergo intense, unlicensed hypnotherapy and a series of awkward conversations with a stranger in a fedora.

Q: Will I ever get any work done if I talk in my sleep?

Unlikely. You'll just end up with 3000 unread emails and a bunch of half-finished sentences.

Q: What if I start talking in my sleep and I'm in a job interview?