Are you tired of sleeping like a baby? Do you want to be able to hold conversations with your bed? Look no further! Our Insomniacs Anonymous has got you covered!
Insomnia Hacks
Don't just sleep, talk while you sleep! Join the Insomniacs and start conversing with your bed today!
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: increased sleep deprivation, spontaneous conversations with inanimate objects, and an existential crisis.