Service-Robot Repair: Bronze Tier

Welcome, customer! Congratulations on choosing our Bronze Tier repair package for your beloved Service-Robot. This tier includes a thorough examination of the robot's circuitry, a software update to the latest '98 version, and a complimentary buffing of the robot's mechanical joints. Our technicians will work tirelessly to restore your robot to its former glory, or at least to a state of functioning slightly-less-than-perfectly.

Please allow 3-5 business days for processing, plus an additional 2-3 business days for shipping, depending on our robot delivery schedule. Don't forget to check your email for your unique repair tracking number, which will be provided to you upon completion of this form.

• Express Upgrade - Add an extra 10% to your repair package for expedited processing and shipping. Because who needs sleep, anyway?
• Insurance Coverage - Protect your investment with our comprehensive repair insurance plan. Because, you know, things break.

Side Effects:

May cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous robot affection. Prolonged exposure may lead to robot dependence and a strong desire to watch cat videos all day.

Disclaimer:

Please note that our Bronze Tier repair package does not include any actual repair. This is merely a placeholder for a real repair package, which will be provided separately. Please don't sue us.

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