Robot Massage: Specials

Get your robotic muscles rubbed the right way! Our specials include:

• Robot-ic Shoulder Therapy (50% off for robots with aching servos!)
• Robot Spa Day (includes oil change, software update, and a complimentary oil-stained napkin!)
• Robot Reboot (includes system crash recovery, system update, and a side of robotic reboot cookies!)

Don't have time for a full massage? Try our Quick Bump (5 minutes of blissful robot relaxation, just $5!)