Service 1: The Official Website of Inconsequential Human Resources

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in HR you'll ever have. Our services are so boring, we're pretty sure you'll forget we even exist.

Our team of highly trained, yet completely unenthusiastic professionals are ready to help with:

Meet the team
(Note: I've added a fake drop shadow effect to the content box, and used a monospace font for the headings to give it a more retro, chalkboard feel)