Galactic Shipping and Handling Department

Welcome to the Galactic Shipping and Handling Department, where our team of highly trained, slightly-competent individuals will attempt to ship your intergalactic packages in a timely and non-accidental manner.

Services

• Interplanetary Parcel Shipping
• Intergalactic Package Consolidation
• Asteroid Express Service
• Faster-than-Light Courier

Subscriptions

We also offer a subscription service for frequent space travelers. Sign up today for a free t-shirt and 5% off all future shipping costs.

FAQs

We get asked this question a lot:

1. Q: What if my package gets lost in the vast expanse of space?
2. R: Sorry, that's just the price of admission to intergalactic shipping.

Our Team

We're proud to employ the following highly-trained professionals:

• John: Our lead dispatcher, who's been doing this job for 20 years.
• Jane: Our chief navigator, who's lost count of how many galaxies she's visited.