Are you tired of the crushing ennui of existence? Do the futility of human endeavor weigh heavily upon your shoulders?
We at Neo-Brutalist Existential Crisis Counseling are here to tell you that, yes, you're right, everything is meaningless, and we're all just specks of dust in an infinite void. But hey, at least we have nice views of the abyss from our offices.
Our team of highly trained, yet slightly jaded, counselors will guide you through the darkest corners of the human condition, and help you find meaning in the bleak expanse of existence.
So, what's on your mind? The inevitability of death? The futility of your life choices? The crushing despair of being a cog in a meaningless machine?
Learn about the meaninglessness of life with our expert guidance
Explore the absurdity of human existence with our patented "I'm a jar of spaghetti" exercise