Time Slippage Self Help: Binary Division
Welcome, friend! Are you experiencing Time Slippage? Do you find yourself lost in the infinite recursion of past and future, with no clear sense of direction or purpose? Fear not, for Binary Division Self Help is here to guide you through the binary labyrinth of existence!
Here's a step-by-step guide to help you navigate the binary divide:
Step 1: Identify your binary opposition
- Are you a 0/1 or 1/0 kind of person? Or maybe you're a 01101001 01101110 01101000 01110101 kind of person?
- Do you find yourself oscillating between the certainties of 1 and the ambiguities of 0?
- Take our Binary Division Self Help Quiz to find out!
Step 2: Practice binary breathing exercises
Find a quiet, distraction-free space to practice your binary breathing. Inhale 0101, exhale 1010. Inhale 0101, exhale 1010. Repeat as needed.
For advanced users: try Binary Breathing Meditation.
Step 3: Seek out binary role models
Find someone who embodies the perfect balance of 1s and 0s. Observe their habits, their thoughts, their binary decisions. Learn from them, emulate them, become them!
Join our Binary Role Model Support Group to connect with others who share your binary struggles.