Inflated Ego Boosting Service

Boost your self-esteem with absurdly large, neon-colored, 3D-printed trophies and certificates.

We offer a variety of options to make you feel superior to everyone else:

• Trophy Case (holds 5 trophies)
• Achievement Medal (shiny and heavy)
• Certificate of Prestige (signed by a real person)
• Ego Boosting Championship Belt ( adjustable, fits all waist sizes)

Side effects may include:

Increased self-importance, decreased humility, heightened sense of entitlement, and an increased risk of spontaneous outbursts of self-congratulatory dance parties.

Order now and experience the rush of being a better version of yourself!

Terms of Service (aka the fine print)

Frequently Asked Questions (aka the obvious questions)