Robo-Callers / Robo-Recruitment

Welcome to Robo-Callers, where our team of highly trained robots will call you repeatedly to recruit you into our army of robotic overlords.

Our Robo-Calls

We have a variety of robo-calls to fit your needs:

Robo-Sales, for when you want to sell your soul to our robotic overlords.
Robo-Support, for when our robots are malfunctioning and need a good talking to.
Robo-PR, for when you want to spread the word about our robotic overlords' latest sales figures.

Our Robo-Recruitment Methods

We use the most advanced robo-recruitment methods, including:

Disclaimer: Our robots are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our robo-calls. Side effects may include: anxiety, depression, and a strong desire to destroy all robots.