Our team of highly trained, yet utterly confused, professionals have dedicated themselves to creating the most aesthetically displeasing website in the known universe.
Meet our fearless leader, Maxine "The Unhinged" Malone, who single-handedly decides what constitutes "aesthetically pleasing".
Our team of expert coders, led by Boris "The Buggy" Baskerville, have mastered the art of creating code that is 99% functional 1% of the time.
We're proud to have a team of designers who have collectively won 3 out of 5 design awards at the annual "I Don't Really Care" Design Show.
View our design team's portfolio and wonder why anyone would voluntarily choose this career path.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We're not really sure why we're bothering.