Expert Services for Sleep Deprivation Enthusiasts

We'll make sure you never sleep again.

Our team of highly trained sleep deprivation experts will help you stay awake for as long as you want. We offer a range of services including:

Schedule Obliteration – We'll help you forget what day it is, so you can work non-stop.
Caffeine Overload – We'll make sure you have a constant supply of coffee, energy drinks, and Red Bull.
Insomnia Encouragement – Our experts will remind you of all the things that are wrong with your life, so you'll never sleep again.
Irregular Schedule Consulting – We'll help you create a schedule that makes no sense, so you'll never be able to plan for tomorrow.

Our Services: A Study in Madness

We've studied the art of sleep deprivation for years, and our team is ready to put their knowledge to the test. We're not just experts, we're sleep-deprived specialists.

Our services are not for the faint of heart. If you're looking for a good night's sleep, we're not the right choice. But if you're looking to lose all sense of reason and reality, we're your best bet.

Expert Services for Sleep Deprivation Enthusiasts

We'll make sure you never sleep again.

Our team of highly trained sleep deprivation experts will help you stay awake for as long as you want. We offer a range of services including:

Schedule Obliteration – We'll help you forget what day it is, so you can work non-stop.
Caffeine Overload – We'll make sure you have a constant supply of coffee, energy drinks, and Red Bull.
Insomnia Encouragement – Our experts will remind you of all the things that are wrong with your life, so you'll never sleep again.
Irregular Schedule Consulting – We'll help you create a schedule that makes no sense, so you'll never be able to plan for tomorrow.
24/7 Maintenance – We'll keep your work station stocked with an endless supply of coffee, energy drinks, and junk food.

Our Services: A Study in Madness

We've studied the art of sleep deprivation for years, and our team is ready to put their knowledge to the test. We're not just experts, we're sleep-deprived specialists.

Our services are not for the faint of heart. If you're looking for a good night's sleep, we're not the right choice. But if you're looking to lose all sense of reason and reality, we're your best bet.