Phase 1.3: Infiltration and Infiltration, Continued

Where Phase 1.2 was a wild success (mostly due to the random chance of being in a abandoned warehouse at the right time), Phase 1.3 involves more refined planning and strategy.

We've assembled a team of experts in disguise, all wearing matching "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts, to blend in with the locals and gather intel.

Our mission: observe and learn from the enemy's tactics, all while maintaining a 4:1 ratio of caffeine-to-caffeine-fueled-rambling-to-caffeine.

Phase 1.3 Goals:

• Master the art of pretending to be a local
• Steal the enemy's snacks (just to see if they even have good snacks)
• Gather data on their favorite types of propaganda
• Perfect the art of "accidentally" overhearing sensitive information

Next:

Phase 1.4: The Big Heist