Step 8a: The Final Countdown

In this step, you'll be counting down the minutes until your inevitable defeat.

Time remaining: 00:00:00

Step 8b: The Pre-Battle Pep Talk Step 8c: The Battle Plan (If You Still Haven't Given Up) Step 9: The Surrender

Don't forget to set your timer for 5 minutes of pure, unadulterated terror.

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