Bespoke Couch Sculpting

Welcome to Bespoke Couch Sculpting, where our team of expertly trained sartorial artists will craft a couch that's as unique as your aunt's opinions about your life choices.

Our Services

Couch Contouring - We'll carve your couch into a work of art that's almost, but not quite, as comfortable as your childhood teddy bear.
Couch Overstitching - We'll add an extra layer of stitching to your couch, because who needs to be able to sit on it comfortably, really?
Couch Decoupage - We'll apply a fresh coat of paint to your couch, and maybe, just maybe, not charge you an arm and a leg for it.

Testimonials

"I never thought I'd be able to afford a couch that's both stylish and uncomfortable at the same time, but Bespoke Couch Sculpting made it happen!" - Karen from HR