Contouring Masterpiece 2: The Unseemly Sculpture

Behold, the masterpiece of contouring artistry! A behemoth of bulging curves and jagged edges. This behemoth of a couch was crafted with the utmost care and a disregard for traditional notions of taste and decorum.

Artist's Statement:

I, the renowned Contouring Master, set out to create a piece that defied the conventions of the mundane couch. A piece that would make the world question the very fabric of reality. And so, I crafted this... this... thing.

Technical Specifications:

Materials: 1000 yards of black cotton twill, 500 pounds of foam, 200 gallons of questionable life choices
Dimensions: Approximately 12' x 8' x 3' (but it's actually just as big as it looks)
Weight: Enough to hold 5-7 people, depending on their relationship with gravity

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Or, if you're not feeling particularly... inspired, you can just Ignore the Artist