Contouring: Because Who Needs Comfort When You Can Have Art?
Welcome to Contouring, where art meets the art of making you feel uncomfortable.
Our expert team of contouring artists will guide you through the process of creating bespoke couch sculptures that will make you question your life choices.
From the comfort of your own home, we'll transform your living room into a postmodern dreamscape that will leave you feeling like you're trapped in a never-ending existential crisis.
Why us?
Because who needs a comfortable couch when you can have a conversation piece that'll make your friends question your sanity?
Our Process:
We start by taking your couch and ripping it apart, piece by piece, like a postmodern deconstructionist.
Next, we reassemble it into a Frankenstein's monster of a couch that will make you wonder how we even managed to put it back together.
Finally, we add a dash of existential dread and serve it up with a side of absurdist performance art.
Our Services:
Our services include:
- Deconstructing - Because who needs a couch when you can have a pile of fabric scraps?
- Reassembling - Because reassembling a couch is like solving a puzzle, but with more swearing.
- Performing - Because nothing says "art" like watching someone scream at a couch.
Don't settle for a comfortable couch, settle for something that will make you question the meaning of life.
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Or, you know, just don't.