FAQs for the Most Discerning Couch Sculpture Connoisseurs

Q: What's the difference between Bespoke and Non-Bespoke Couch Sculpting?

We're glad you asked!

Bespoke means our couches will make you look good, not just sit on it.

Q: How long does a bespoke couch take to make?

Time is relative, but our craftsmen are not.

We take as long as it takes for our artisans to finish the job. Which is usually longer than you'd like, but hey, it's art.

Q: Will you guys make a couch out of recycled materials?

We recycle our dreams and our hopes, but our couches are made from the finest materials we can find.

We're not hippies, but we do like nice things.

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