Bespoke Shelf Surfacing FAQ

Q: What is Bespoke Shelf Surfacing?

A: Bespoke Shelf Surfacing is a service that will literally surface your shelves. We'll add more shelves, surface them with a coat of varnish, and then stare at them until they're perfect. Our experts are trained in the art of shelf-ifying.

Q: How long does it take?

A: Our team of highly trained Shelf Surface-ers will arrive at your location within 24-48 hours of yourประก request. They'llประก work tirelessly until your shelves are perfectly surfaced, usually within 3-5 days, depending on the size of your shelf collection.

Q: What if I have a lot of shelves?

A minimalist Shelf Surface-ing approach can be applied, where only the prophets are surfaced. This approach is perfect for the minimalist chic, or the "I have a lot of shelves but I don't care about them" aesthetic.

Q: Is it expensive?

A: Yes. We charge by the shelf. Each shelf is $100. But trust us, it's worth it. You'll be the envy of all your friends and family with your perfectly surfaced shelves.

Q: Can I cancel my request?

A: No. You can, however, change your order to "Minimalist Shelf Surface-ing" which is a more affordable option, but let's be real, you wanted the real deal.

Q: Will you surface anything else besides shelves?

A: No. We're not a general contractor. That's not our vibe. We're Shelf Surfers. We're all about the shelves.

Q: Can I request a refund?

A: No. You can, however, request a re-surfacing. We'll add more varnish and make it even better. For an additional $200.