Multidimensional Misadventures

Here's the thing: you're in over your head. The shelves are wobbly, the dimensions are all wrong, and you're stuck in a never-ending maze of confusion.

What to Expect

Expect more confusion. Expect more chaos. Expect more existential dread.

• Other People's Messy Shelves - Where we explore the shelves of your friends, family, and acquaintances.
• Quantum Woosage - Where we dive into the weird science of shelf surface tension.

Our Methods

We use advanced, untested, completely-made-up science to surface the most befuddlement-inducing shelves in the multiverse.

Our team of expert, highly-caffeinated shelf-surfers will:

• Measure, record, and catalog the shelf's dimensions
• Calculate the surface area of the shelf
• Determine the optimal shelf-surfacing angle

Results

Our results are guaranteed to be:

• Confusing
• Disappointing
• Misadventurous

We're not responsible for any emotional trauma, anxiety attacks, or existential crises caused by our services.

Use at your own risk.