Today, we will attempt to rewire your brain with the power of quantum entanglement! Or, at the very least, we will make you watch a video of a cat playing the trombone.
Our patented, totally-not-made-up technology uses the principles of superposition and entanglement to reconfigure your brain's neural pathways.
But first, let's start with some basic exercises to get you ready for this advanced treatment.
Warm-up Exercises
1. Close your eyes and try to think of a number between 1 and 10. Then, try to remember it.
2. Stare at this cat playing the trombone:
3. Repeat the following mantra: "I am one with the universe, and the universe is one with me."
Quantum Leap of Faith Exercise
Now that you're all warmed up, let's dive into the real magic! Simply stare deeply into the abyss below and... ...leap into the unknown!