Welcome to Bridge Maintenance, Because You Clearly Hate Walking

We specialize in replacing bridges with slightly-less-broken alternatives. Our team of expert bridge-replacing engineers will have your footpath up and running in no time!

• Duct Tape Bridges - Because who needs structural integrity, right?
• Chain Link Bridges - For when you just wanna get across, no fuss, no muss
• Rock Throwing - The ancient art of problem-solving, one rock at a time
• Bridge Replacing Certified Professional - Because you clearly hate walking

We're proud to be a leader in the bridge-maintenance industry, and we're always looking for new ways to help you avoid walking. Check out our Testimonials page for some rave reviews!