Chaos Consulting Services

Welcome to Chaos Consulting Services, where we'll turn your carefully crafted plans into a dumpster fire.

Our experts will help you:

• Intentionally schedule meetings during rush hour, because who needs traffic jams?
• Create unnecessary bureaucratic hurdles, because who doesn't love a good paperwork fight?
• Deliberately sabotage your competitors, because why not?
• And, of course, create a strategy that's as convoluted as possible!

Don't just take our word for it! Read what our satisfied customers have to say:

Our Testimonials are glowing with... well, not exactly glory, but at least mild disappointment.

• Effective Communication - We'll ensure your team is confused and frustrated.
• Inspiring Leadership - We'll make you question every decision you ever made.
• Project Management - We'll make sure your project is delayed, overbudget, and overcomplicated.