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Time Traveler's Guide to Avoiding Embarrassing Calls

Are you tired of reliving the same mortifying phone calls over and_goals over? Do you want to learn how to navigate the space-time continuum with confidence and poise? Look no further! Our Chrono-Optimization Services are here to help you avoid embarrassing calls like a pro.

Common Call Scenarios to Avoid

Don't get caught off guard! Learn how to avoid these common embarrassing call scenarios:

• Calling in sick to work on a Tuesday
• Ordering food from a restaurant you can't even get a reservation at
• Calling your ex's new partner to congratulate them (or not)
• Asking your boss for a raise... again

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