We offer a variety of services for our clients, because, let's be real, you're not getting any younger.
Are you tired of living in the present? Do you miss the good old days of vinyl records and cassette tapes? We can help you relive your past with our patented Time Traveler's Therapy.
Learn more about Time Traveler's Therapy at /services/time-travelers-therapy.
Or, if you'd rather not travel through time, you can try our
Are you tired of being replaced by robots? Do you miss the days when your toaster didn't judge you for your eating habits? We're here to help you cope with the robot uprising.
Join our Robot Uprising Support Group at /services/robot-uprising-support-group.
Or, if you'd rather not deal with any of that, you can just try our
Are you tired of getting things done? Do you wish you could just play video games all day and forget about your responsibilities? We can help you with that.
Sign up for Procrastination Coaching at /services/procrastination-coaching.
And, of course, don't forget to check out our
We'll just give you a hug, okay? It's free. No strings attached. Well, except for the strings of our emotions, but those are just a bonus.
Get your free hug at /services/free-hugs.