Our Therapist

Welcome to our completely-not-a-real-therapist 100% not-a-doctor 100% definitely-not-a-licensed-professional therapist. We're here to listen to your problems, or at least pretend to.

• Our Therapy Techniques - Learn the art of making up solutions to your problems!
• Our Therapy Rates - Pay us a lot for our services, and we'll pretend to care.
• Our Client Testimonials - What our completely-not-a-real clients have said about us (we're not saying anything, actually).