User Experience Research: Because Who Needs Human Happiness, Anyway?

Here, we'll delve into the world of UX, where the goal is not to make things nice, but to make them slightly less terrible.

Observations from the Field

The most common observation we make is that users are often idiots. Like, seriously, have you ever seen someone try to use a toaster as a paperweight? It's like they're trying to make their lives harder.

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Our Methodology Abrasive User Experience Research

UX Research: Where Users Go to Die

Our research is like a never-ending nightmare, where users are the guinea pigs and we're the sadists.

Our Research Methods

We use a combination of torture and bribery to extract user feedback.

Our Findings

Users hate everything. Especially our research methods.

Read more about our findings Please keep in mind that this is just an example, and you should adjust the content and design to fit your specific needs. Also, be aware that Neo-Brutalist is not a real design movement, and it's meant to be humorous and ironic, not meant to be taken literally.