This is the minimum viable product of web design, where every line of code is a battle scar.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated developers have crafted this masterpiece with the sole intention of making you feel inadequate.
Meet the Team Frequently Asked QuestionsOur team is comprised of 3 developers, 2 interns, and 1 janitor who somehow still manages to get a decent chair.
We're so proud of our team's ability to make each other's lives miserable on a daily basis.
John Doe: Our Resident Genius Jane Doe: Our Resident Sanity-keeper Bob Smith: Our Resident JanitorQ: Why does my browser take so long to load?
A: We're sorry, but our server is powered by a single, ancient toaster.
Q: Can I use this site on my phone?
A: Ha! Good luck with that.
Why is my browser on fire?