The Table 3 Database Schema is a behemoth of disorder and confusion. Its 37 tables are interconnected in a complex web of relationships that defy logic.
A table of utter chaos, where every row is a different flavor of confusion.
View Table 1A table of randomness, where every row is a different kind of chaos.
View Table 2A table of utter despair, where every row is a different kind of madness.
View Table 37Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Table 3 Database Schema may lead to loss of sanity, hair growth, and spontaneous combustion.
Or not.