Schedule Syndrome: A Study in Time Management

Caused by excessive subidea-2.2 consumption, Schedule Syndrome is a rare but debilitating condition that affects only the most diligent of individuals.

Symptoms:

• Exhaustion from over-scheduling
• Insatiable hunger for more calendars
• Uncontrollable need to reorganize everything in 5-minute intervals

Don't worry, it's not all bad! With the right treatment, you can recover in no time. But be warned: the recovery process is long and arduous, involving a strict regimen of:

Treatment:

• Intensive calendar-free therapy sessions
• Gradual re-introduction to spontaneity
• Regularly scheduled breaks for pizza

We recommend consulting our team of expert subideans at Neo-Brutalist Schedule Syndrome Institute for a diagnosis and treatment plan tailored to your specific needs.

Learn more about the recovery process.

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Note: Do not attempt to self-diagnose or treat Schedule Syndrome. Doing so may lead to further complications. Seek professional help.