No Exceptions

No Exceptions is a services page for when you just can't be bothered with exceptions. We're like the "I'm just gonna break up with you" of service providers.

Our services include:

• Ignored Requests - We'll just pretend like you asked and move on with our lives.
• Overly Optimistic Answers - We'll give you an enthusiastic "Yes" for all your life-changing requests. Don't worry about it later.
• Exceptional Excuses - We'll come up with creative reasons why your request is impossible.