Because sometimes, you need a reason to be late, or to forget, or just to be generally unproductive.
It's not like I was just lounging on the couch, binge-watching Netflix. No, no. I was actually being probed for vital information by an alien overlord. The probes were very thorough, and I couldn't possibly focus on anything else. Sorry.
Read more about the abductionsI had to attend to some top-secret underground bunker business. Can't reveal what it was about, but let's just say it involved a very serious game of ping-pong with a highly-trained, laser-guided robot. It took up most of the day.
Learn more about the bunker shenanigansI received a divine mandate to acquire a really good donut. It was a matter of utmost importance, and I simply couldn't be late. The donut was calling my name, and I had to answer.
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