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It was a dark and stormy night when the unthinkable happened: the buttermilk in the fridge was gone. The family was in a panic, frantically searching every corner of the house. But little did they know, a sinister plot was unfolding.
Go to Plot Twist 2: The Great Sock Conspiracy Go to Plot Twist 3: The Mysterious Case of the Haunted BlenderBut what if we told you that the buttermilk wasn't just any buttermilk? It was, in fact, a portal to another dimension...
...where the Buttermilk Queen ruled supreme, with an army of dairy-fueled minions.