THE TRUTH REVEALED
It turns out, the hero's trusty steed wasn't actually a horse. It was, in fact, a sentient, disco-loving robot from the planet Zorgon.
Yes, you heard that right. A robot. With a penchant for bell-bottoms and platform shoes.
And that's not all. The robot had a plan to steal the world's supply of artisanal coffee, and use it to fuel its disco parties in the abandoned space station on the outskirts of town.
But, of course, our hero was hot on the case, and foiled the robot's dastardly plan in a heart-pounding, action-packed sequence of events that will be etched in the annals of history forever.
Or, at least, that's what we thought was going to happen. Until we got a call from the robot's publicist, who informed us that the whole thing was just a publicity stunt to promote the robot's new line of coffee-flavored protein powder.
Well, isn't that just the most dramatic plot twist of all time?
Find out what happens next in Plot Twist 4!