THE TWIST

You thought it was over. You thought the truth was out there, and you had finally found it. But no, my friend, it gets even better. It turns out, the truth is actually a lie. That's right, the whole thing. Everything you thought you knew was just a clever ruse to keep you distracted while the real truth was hiding in plain sight.

• What you thought was a hero's journey was actually just a never-ending series of bureaucratic red tape
• The real villain wasn't who you thought it was, but rather the government agency that's been controlling your every move
• The apocalypse was just a minor speed bump in the grand scheme of things, and the real challenge is dealing with your aunt's nagging phone calls