Expert nightmare reassembly services. We'll take your darkest fears and rebuild them into something... interesting.
Our team of highly trained and highly paid dream surgeons will dissect your nightmares, identify the root causes, and rewire your subconscious with a healthy dose of reality.
Don't let your nightmares control you. Let us reassemble them into a funhouse of horrors that you'll actually enjoy.
Services include:
Side effects may include: increased lucidity, decreased sleep, and a mild case of existential dread. But don't worry, it's just the price of admission.
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