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Our consultants are highly trained professionals, but not so highly trained that we can guarantee your sanity.
By using our services, you agree to hold us harmless for any emotional distress caused by our witty banter.
Consultations may be recorded for quality control purposes, but we won't actually do that. Probably.
Our consultants are not responsible for your own personal failures, including but not limited to: Famous Last Words.